You know how you get sick days and vacation days? I think you should get "The world told me I shouldn't leave the house" days. What's the point of coming to work when the universe is clearly conspiring against you? Who am I to question the universe's plans for me? Clearly, the situation is a drain on my productivity.
And in other news, World of Warcraft is a feeling!
August 10 2005, 21:25:53 UTC 6 years ago